9. “You know, I didn’t see any chaperones.”
8. “I thought you meant be home by two the next day.”
7. “And then I used my fake ID to buy drinks for everybody!”
6. “I’m actually not sure whose shirt I’m wearing.”
5. “Hey, watch me blow smoke rings!”
4. “The inside of the band’s bus was really, really dirty.”
3. “I learned a new dance called ‘freaking’ last night!”
2. “Guess what? I signed a freelance modeling contract after these guys took my picture!”
1. “Yeah? Well Dad told me all about your prom night and this doesn’t seem so bad.”
