Be Passionate

Be passionate! Life is not to be spent in a trance. Even the ordinary things in life are meant to be approached with mindfulness. Greet each day as a promise . . . .  surprises, joys, experiences!

And open yourself to love. Dance with the feeling moves you. Savor each bite of food you eat. When you are made love to by a lover, offer a prayer of thanks afterwards.

This day is made for you!

Redneck Lingerie

Sometimes a redneck girl just needs to look her best in an amorous situation, not like mating behind the hog pen.  Here's an outfit that's both self-pleasing and guy-pleasing.  Found in better sports stores nationwide.

She even brushed her hair!

Most and Least Popular States

Results from YouGov poll , summarized on patch.com, list the states in order of likeability and unlikeability. 

http://patch.com/new-jersey/baskingridge/new-jersey-most-hated-state-america-new-poll-says

The six best-liked states were (1) Hawaii, (2) Montana, (tied for 3, 4, 5, and 6) Wyoming, Alaska, Washington, Maine.  This was closely followed by (7) Virginia.  In the case of Hawaii, the liked percentage was 56% higher than the disliked percentage.

On the other end, New Jersey was the only state where the dislikes were greater than the likes: 10%   Alabama, Mississippi, and Illinois were the only states with fewer than 10% more likes than dislikes.  California did not do very well, either; it was tied for 44th/45th with Arkansas.

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Nookie Beach Swimwear

G'day, Mates!

Open a Fosters and look at this great swimwear for Sheilas of all sizes from scenic Australia.  They're sold by a company with an unlikely name.  Or is it?

http://www.nookie.com.au/shop/designer-swimwear

I'm sorry I haven't been posting lately.  Love ya all!

A Change in California's State Flag?

If the drought continues:

Watering and Showering

I'm sure you have read that California is in the midst of a major drought, characterized by some as dust bowl-like or something like that. There's no denying it; whenever it rains some people fall down and pray; others dance naked on their lawns in celebration. It's most acutely felt here in Southern California. Soon even the lawns of the elect in Hollywood, Pasadena, and Santa Monica will get that brown haggard look.

There's residential water use restrictions in force; and we're supposed to take short showers only; and get in right away and not wait until the water temp is comfortably warm. Help! The trips out to the shore serve a double duty: recreation and cleanliness. Imagine going out to chest level water and discreetly cleaning oneself. 

It's a shame that we became so accustomed to being clean every day, or more often!

Wipeout!

Some got to win, some got to lose,

Good time Charlie's got the blues.

Surfer Jokes

Surfing is one of the few sports where you can pee whenever you want. That's why they call them wetsuits.

Q: How do you get a surfer to school on time?
A: Tell him the waves are crappy.

Q: What's the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: Why is surfing like sex?
A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad... it's still pretty good.

Q: Why are surfers generally more cheerful and relaxed than most others?
A: They are the only grown-ups who get to pee in their clothes on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: Why did the shortboarder cross the road?
A: Because all the other carbon-copied, brand-wearing, sticker-flashing unimaginative shortboarders did.

Q: What detergent do surfers use to wash their wetsuit?
A: Tide!

Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out.
Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!" Surfer two: "Great trade!"

The boy asks, "Daddy, what makes the wind blow?"
Father says, "It's caused when daddy puts on his wetsuit".

A surfer known for the amount of waves he caught was asked for his secret.
"It's simple," he replied. "When I get up in the morning, and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break."
"Suppose she is lying on her back?"
"In that case, I sure as hell don't go surfing!"

Happy Groundhog Day

Deflategate

There's a lot of talk today about 11 out of 12 footballs provided by the New England Patriots being underinflated. USA Today called for the Patriots to forfeit that win because of cheating. That could be a plan! In the meantime, Krispy Kreme is having some fun at their expense:

Is there a lesson for potential bra-stuffers?

Brr!

Forty degree temps in Southern California. What is going on?