Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Water Slide Debacle

My ex-boyfriend and I went to a water park along with a few family members. I was wearing some cute jean shorts and we decided to get on the water slide.

Now this slide is kind of like a skater ramp (you slide down and you go back and forth until you stop and no one else could go until you get off, so there were a lot of folks waiting.  Well we had our double raft and they drop with us on the slide.

On the way down I felt something (part of the slide) hook onto the pocket of my jean shorts.  My speed caused my shorts to rip, exposing my behind.

At the bottom when I stopped, I found my shorts fell away.  I was so embarrassed that I sat there trying to think of a way to hide my hiney from all the spectators as well as my boyfriend.

There weren't any nearby restrooms so I had no choice but to tell him to cover me. I stood up and we both carried the raft behind me in hopes of hiding my butt cheeks.

Luckily he had a pair of boxers in a bag so I changed into those.  I should've worn a bathing suit instead of those jean shorts with pockets!