A Proposal Regarding Women's Swimsuits

It's obvious that women's swimsuits occur in a variety of sizes, brevity, and colors.  And some wearers, quite frankly, want as much exposure as possible, whether for sun or attracting guys.   Microbikinis, for example.  But they don't look like they are good at staying in place.

However, another dimension that needs to be considered is how much leeway wearing that swimsuit allows for physical activity without experiencing embarrassing swimsuit malfunctions.

Obviously, one-piece suits are relatively risk-free, as long as the boobs are substantially covered; but bikinis are less so.  I prefer the more secure step-in bikini bottoms, as opposed to string bikinis.  There's no risk of a string becoming loose or untied.  As for the top, the same rule applies: no ties but fasteners.  Hopefully, the fasteners are secure enough to avoid any accidents or slippage.

I suggest that swimsuits be color-coded  with these security ratings on the tag to distinguish them:

Green --  Safe for heavy activity: surfing, beach volleyball, running

Yellow -- Safe for moderate activity: walking, wading, playing frisbee

Orange -- Safe for mild amounts of activity

Red -- To be worn when sedentary activity such as sunning is expected.  May not be legal on some beaches