Some got to win, some got to lose,
Good time Charlie's got the blues.
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Saturday, February 7, 2015
Surfer Jokes
Surfing is one of the few sports where you can pee whenever you want. That's why they call them wetsuits.
Q: How do you get a surfer to school on time?
A: Tell him the waves are crappy.
Q: What's the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of five.
Q: Why is surfing like sex?
A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad... it's still pretty good.
Q: Why are surfers generally more cheerful and relaxed than most others?
A: They are the only grown-ups who get to pee in their clothes on a regular basis.
Q: What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: Why did the shortboarder cross the road?
A: Because all the other carbon-copied, brand-wearing, sticker-flashing unimaginative shortboarders did.
Q: What detergent do surfers use to wash their wetsuit?
A: Tide!
Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out.
Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!" Surfer two: "Great trade!"
The boy asks, "Daddy, what makes the wind blow?"
Father says, "It's caused when daddy puts on his wetsuit".
A surfer known for the amount of waves he caught was asked for his secret.
"It's simple," he replied. "When I get up in the morning, and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break."
"Suppose she is lying on her back?"
"In that case, I sure as hell don't go surfing!"
Q: How do you get a surfer to school on time?
A: Tell him the waves are crappy.
Q: What's the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of five.
Q: Why is surfing like sex?
A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad... it's still pretty good.
Q: Why are surfers generally more cheerful and relaxed than most others?
A: They are the only grown-ups who get to pee in their clothes on a regular basis.
Q: What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: Why did the shortboarder cross the road?
A: Because all the other carbon-copied, brand-wearing, sticker-flashing unimaginative shortboarders did.
Q: What detergent do surfers use to wash their wetsuit?
A: Tide!
Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out.
Surfer one: "Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!" Surfer two: "Great trade!"
The boy asks, "Daddy, what makes the wind blow?"
Father says, "It's caused when daddy puts on his wetsuit".
A surfer known for the amount of waves he caught was asked for his secret.
"It's simple," he replied. "When I get up in the morning, and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break."
"Suppose she is lying on her back?"
"In that case, I sure as hell don't go surfing!"
Monday, February 2, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Deflategate
There's a lot of talk today about 11 out of 12 footballs provided by the New England Patriots being underinflated. USA Today called for the Patriots to forfeit that win because of cheating. That could be a plan! In the meantime, Krispy Kreme is having some fun at their expense:
Is there a lesson for potential bra-stuffers?
Is there a lesson for potential bra-stuffers?
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Monday, December 29, 2014
Friday, December 26, 2014
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